Working at the Car Wash Blues

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Car washes have come a long way since Thomas Simpson invented the first semi-automatic wash system in 1946. In 1951, Archie, Dean, and Eldon Anderson opened the first fully automated car wash in Seattle, Washington. The 1960’s saw the introduction of soft cloth friction washing, roller on-demand conveyor, and the wraparound brush. The automatic wheel cleaner and polish’n’wax made their debuts in the 1970’s. Debuting in the 80’s was the “flex-serve" car wash that allowed customers to choose the type and extent of the automatic services they wanted. Today’s car wash is more diverse than ever before offering a multitude of options at a variety of price points, making it customer-driven to the last detail. You can still find places who provide hand washing or at least hand work on the interior of your car, but there are a lot fewer people lamenting like Jim Croce in his song “Working at the Car Wash Blues.”

“Well, I should be sittin' in an air-conditioned office

In a swivel chair

Talkin' some trash to the secretaries

Sayin', "here, now mama, come on over here"

Instead, I'm stuck here rubbin' these fenders with a rag

And walkin' home in soggy old shoes

With them steadily depressin', low down mind messin'

Workin' at the car wash blues

You know a man of my ability

He should be smokin' on a big cigar

But 'til I get myself straight I guess I'll just have to wait

In my rubber suit rubbin' these cars”

This is what the “Platinum Wash” looks like inside the tunnel at my favorite car wash. The description says my car is getting the full treatment: wash, wax, anti-spotting, tire shine, blow dry, and CosmicSeal, which protects me from asteroid showers and voter fraud.

I like all the colored lights. The blue ones make it look like I’m driving into a storm. Very cool! I make take a second trip through just to see it again.

Life/Boat

Fernandina Beach Marina

Fernandina Beach Marina

As I’ve aged I have become more cautious. Experience has given me good judgment. Good judgment often came as the result of bad judgment. My life has been in a very comfortable place for the past few years and continues to be in that space despite all that happened last year. It would be very easy to develop a “don’t rock the boat” philosophy. Still, the wisdom I’ve gained over the years tells me that I did not get to where I am by being overly cautious. The only time you are truly safe in a boat is when it’s in dry dock or beached like the one in the photo. Real boats rock.

Each of us has to figure out how much movement we can tolerate. I intend to keep rocking as long as I can. That’s where the enjoyment is.