This has got to be one of the best signs I’ve ever seen displayed in a business. As usual, I’ve got questions.
· After paying for something, who wants their packages broken?
· Who would ask to have this done instead of doing it themselves?
· Is there a fee for this service or is it just something offered to sell more packages?
· Are different levels of breakage offered? Would you like that dropped, thrown, stomped, hammered, or crushed?
· If you’re not satisfied with quality of the work, can you get your package rebroken?
· Outside of being pleasant and having an appetite for destruction what skills are needed for this job?